What I need to get through a night at Appeal:
- Two cans of Red Bull
- A top or dress with ample cleavage
- My cell phone's calculator because the cash registers were made in the 1900's
- A go-to drink for patrons who can't decide what they want in under a minute
- A quick way out of an uncomfortable situation
- The DJ's phone number for texting requests and demands
- My non-slip ballet slipper Crocs.
- My bright orange Jagermeister bottle opener
- The strength to deal with fools
- Witnesses to the sexual harassment from my boss.
- Fingernails long enough to pop open a can but not so long that they will break
- Fresh breath
- Doe eyes and killer smile to ward off overly serious conversation
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