Monday, May 7, 2012

Do Your Fang

Today I called upon Michael Bucci to have some fun and brainstorm animal puns. Here is what we created:


  1. Rock Mobster
  2. beer froggles
  3. I'm not one to boast or stag
  4. I'm abstaining, I'm just a cuttlefish
  5. Foul ball
  6. Focus on the tusk at hand/multi-tusker/tusk manager
  7. Old-fashioned roman-tick
  8. Grouper Model
  9. De-panda-ble
  10. A-roar-able
  11. Where there's a whale, there's a way
  12. Koalaty time
  13. If you wallaby me lover
  14. If I kangaroo, I don't want nobody else
  15. From the gecko
  16. Full frontal newtity
  17. Ewe reap what you sow (pig)
  18. Do your fang
  19. Squid Pro Quo
  20. A lemur of hope
  21. Centaur of attention
  22. Wait a minotaur
  23. Owl always love you
  24. Owl about the benjamins
  25. Sexual Eeling
  26. You make me wanna snout
  27. I'm yours and hermine
  28. Do my breasts still look turkey?
  29. Spun-taneous combustion (spider)
  30. Plastic sturgeon
  31. I have feelers for you
  32. You hurt my felines
  33. On a scale of tentacles, you're a solid 8
  34. Cobra cabana
  35. Porcupining for you
  36. I think you're oppossum
  37. It is im-parrot-tive that I see you
  38. Canary me home tonight
  39. If it's at all fossilble
  40. Rape and Plumage: Pirates of the Caribbirdie
  41. Don't be koy, I just fish you would squawk to me
  42. From tusk til fawn
  43. From duck til swan
  44. I've heard whiskers about mew
  45. Seaweed get along if you weren't so shellfish
  46. I don't look at girls' eyes, just thorax
  47. Rough giraffed
  48. Big wedding or just antelope?
  49. I think she handled that with greys and elephants
  50. Panther no panth, I'm going danthing
  51. I don't mean to hurt your pride, but you've been lion around all day.
  52. I'm very fawned of you
  53. You gotta be kitten me
  54. Bison-tennial
  55. Beeftween the meats
  56. I don't mean to burrow, badger seeming a little brown.
  57. Take her or beaver.... AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE....
  58. A-parrot-ly you won't answer macaws

Post Craft Fair

So I had my very first craft fair this weekend and it was much better than expected! I learned so much and  I am more than ready for next time. To my surprise, the keychains were the big seller. Even though they were meant to represent things like "the gay gene" and H1N1 (Swine Flu) and Avian Flu and such, little kids just thought they were pretty. I sold some big ticket items and got a lot of buzz for my series. Now that it is over I am ready to produce more pieces and build a more impressive display.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Hans




 Hans is available at www.ninaberetta.etsy.com

CanCan Update

CanCan dancers available at www.ninaberetta.etsy.com



Sculpey Update

Mythological Babies available at www.ninaberetta.etsy.com  
 Baby Cerberus

Baby Echidna

Baby Gryphon

Baby Kraken

Baby Minotaur

Steampunk Mask No. 1

What has happened to my blog?!

I haven't signed in for some time, and now it seems like everything is all funky.

Anyway, I just updated my Etsy shop with the baby mythological creatures, my steampunk mask, and Hans and more!

  www.ninaberetta.etsy.com

I have about 20 new zombies to photograph and post and GUESS WHAT! I have been invited to participate in my first craft fair! It will be the weekend after next in New Haven and I couldn't be more nervous and excited! I had big plans to build my collection and now I am getting down to the wire and I just don't have enough to show for myself. I have a few new cancan dancers and a few new oddities but I am worried my display will be bare. I have so much to prepare from business cards to flyers and hopefully a banner or a poster of some sort. I also need to get together a pile of prints, mat them and protect them. Before the show I need to figure out something interesting to do with my table. I will be so discouraged if people pass me by. I don't even care so much about making money, I just hate the idea of being ignored. Almost as much as I hate the idea of parents buying my pieces as toys for children, or unattended children touching my display!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Productive








I've been attacking my sketchbooks recently. At first I was doing watercolors in a park in NYC, but I decided, with the good advice of my muse, to do some regular figure studies from my nudie books. So the crappy crappy ones are from the books, but I wasn't focusing on anatomy as I should have. Today has been so productive! Most of the color sketches are from yesterday and the last week or so, but some I colored today.