Do Your Fang

Today I called upon Michael Bucci to have some fun and brainstorm animal puns. Here is what we created:

1. Rock Mobster
2. beer froggles
3. I'm not one to boast or stag
4. I'm abstaining, I'm just a cuttlefish
5. Foul ball
6. Focus on the tusk at hand/multi-tusker/tusk manager
7. Old-fashioned roman-tick
8. Grouper Model
9. De-panda-ble
10. A-roar-able
11. Where there's a whale, there's a way
12. Koalaty time
13. If you wallaby me lover
14. If I kangaroo, I don't want nobody else
15. From the gecko
16. Full frontal newtity
17. Ewe reap what you sow (pig)
18. Do your fang
19. Squid Pro Quo
20. A lemur of hope
21. Centaur of attention
22. Wait a minotaur
23. Owl always love you
24. Owl about the benjamins
25. Sexual Eeling
26. You make me wanna snout
27. I'm yours and hermine
28. Do my breasts still look turkey?
29. Spun-taneous combustion (spider)
30. Plastic sturgeon
31. I have feelers for you
32. You hurt my felines
33. On a scale of tentacles, you're a solid 8
34. Cobra cabana
35. Porcupining for you
36. I think you're oppossum
37. It is im-parrot-tive that I see you
38. Canary me home tonight
39. If it's at all fossilble
40. Rape and Plumage: Pirates of the Caribbirdie
41. Don't be koy, I just fish you would squawk to me
42. From tusk til fawn
43. From duck til swan
44. I've heard whiskers about mew
45. Seaweed get along if you weren't so shellfish
46. I don't look at girls' eyes, just thorax
47. Rough giraffed
48. Big wedding or just antelope?
49. I think she handled that with greys and elephants
50. Panther no panth, I'm going danthing
51. I don't mean to hurt your pride, but you've been lion around all day.
52. I'm very fawned of you
53. You gotta be kitten me
54. Bison-tennial
55. Beeftween the meats
56. I don't mean to burrow, badger seeming a little brown.
57. Take her or beaver.... AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE....
58. A-parrot-ly you won't answer macaws